Jun 09 2008
Atheist thinks it would be fun to be christian
Submitted By: Mike Walker
Search Results for "baptism"
May 12 2008
About the Holy Bible
by Robert G. Ingersoll
1894
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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself.
Nov 09 2007
FAQ
Is this really free?
Yes, becoming ordained with the First Church of Atheism is entirely free of charge.
Why is this free?
We believe that everyone should have the right to preach what they believe, to start a congregation, and to perform ceremonies. This is usually reserved for members of traditional religious sects. We have started a church of our own, based on our beliefs, and will provide our service of ordainment free to anyone who shares our beliefs.
Will I be a minister in the eyes of the law?
Yes, you will be a legally ordained minister. You will be able to perform every task that a clergy member can perform.
How do I prove I am an ordained minister?
Visit the store to purchase an Ordainment Certificate, which comes with a free identification card.
