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FAQ

Is this really free?

Yes, becoming ordained with the First Church of Atheism is entirely free of charge.

Why is this free?

We believe that everyone should have the right to preach what they believe, to start a congregation, and to perform ceremonies. This is usually reserved for members of traditional religious sects. We have started a church of our own, based on our beliefs, and will provide our service of ordainment free to anyone who shares our beliefs.

Will I be a minister in the eyes of the law?

Yes, you will be a legally ordained minister. You will be able to perform every task that a clergy member can perform.

How do I prove I am an ordained minister?

Visit the store to purchase an Ordainment Certificate, which comes with a free identification card.

What type of services can I perform as a minister?

You will be able to perform the following services:
-Weddings
-Funerals
-Commitment ceremonies
-Many others

Are there any privileges of being a minister?

Ministers command a level of respect from the general public. Some parking lots have reserved parking for clergy. You will have clergy level access to prisons and hospitals. You will also have the ability to form your own congregation.

How long does my ordainment last?

Your ordainment with the First Church of Atheism lasts for your lifetime. Once you are ordained, you never have to do anything again. You will be a minister for life.

Can I revoke my ordainment?

Yes, simply contact us and we will remove your ordainment, free of charge.

Can atheism really have a church?

A church is defined as an association of people who share a particular belief system. So yes, a church of atheism can really exist.

Where is the First Church of Atheism located?

The FCA is located atop the lush rolling hills of Levittown, Pennsylvania.

What do I have to do to start my own congregation?

Once you become an ordained minister, you can begin preaching to a congregation immediately.

Is Ordainment available worldwide?

Yes, Ordainment is available to people worldwide, though the legality discussed only pertains to American citizens. You will have to check your local laws, but most westernized countries have similar religious tolerance laws.

If I’m listed on your site and I move, can my listing be changed? How much will that cost?

Yes, Simply email us with your full name, date of ordainment, and new City/State, and we will update our records free of charge.
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Email us at: Staff@FirstChurchofAtheism.com

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Call us at: (215)701-4898

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