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Bed jumping BANNED in the US!!!

By Rev. Paul McMaster

Don’t ask me how I found this out but…

We are able to be the first to report that the practice of “bed jumping” has been banned by most major US hotel chains today.

“Bed jumping” is a new internet sensation where people take photos of each other in funny mid-air poses while jumping up and down on hotel beds. The practice has lead the members of US Hospitality Trade Association to agree on an association wide ban.

A spokeswoman for the organization gave us this statement:

The new internet sensation of bed jumping has cost the hospitality industry almost $52,000,000.00 in the last quarter alone. Most customers are not aware of the high cost of commercial mattresses. While manufactures are prepared for children to “bed jump,” the mattresses are not designed for jumpers over ~100lbs. Preliminary tests show that a mattress needs to be replaced after only 10-15 adult jumpers.

In the current economic market, it is not feasible for our members to absorb this high cost. The ban is meant to prevent hotels from adding a “jumping charge” to every room they book, which would increase the rate an average of $4 for every night.

Apparently it’s a big problem! I asked her what would happen to someone caught bed jumping and she said that the hotel would most likely not call the police, unless the staff observed actual damage to the mattress, though they would ask you to leave!

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7 Comments

1

Somebody needs to tell them about the Streisand Effect.

2

Nice try, except that “the US Hospitality Trade Association” appears not to exist, and there is nothing about this in any news feed anywhere.

All the links on the web point back to this one page.

So either provide a source for the story or you’re a liar.

4

Well then…
You sir, are a dick.

5
Robert Charles Tobin
Robert Charles Tobin
January 17th, 2010 at 12:12 am

Next thing they will ban is bonking.

6

Wonder by that logic if sex on hotel beds would be banned as well…hmmm…

7
James

I end up replacing my mattress every 3-4 months for bonking related mattress wear.

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