Submitted By: Mike Walker

Christian’s have it made. They can do anything they want and God will forgive them to do it again. They can kill, rape, commit adultry. If They don’t follow any of the 10 commandments god will forgive them. I don’t have anyone like that. I have to be good all the time.
Prisons are full of believers in god. You would think society would be free of all sin with so many godley people running around. No we have to have police to protect us from the christians who have a blanket I can sin card.
I have seen it written that 85% of people believe in god but they can only get 35% of them in church. God really seems to be a real dumbass to me. He wants people to be good and not sin but when they do he forgives them to do it again.
It’s fun to read the bible. Where else can you read a story about an old man who has two daughters that take turns getting him drunk so they can take him to bed and get pregnant by him.
Wher else can you read a story about gods favorite person Jacob. He and his wife can’t have children. Oh well wife says I can’t do the job the maid will do it for me. No one ask the maid what she wanted. Ain’t that rape?
In numbers chaperter 31 god told Moses to build an army of thousands to kill all the people of Median. They killed all the men all the male children, all women were killed except virgins. I wonder how they figured out which ones were virgins. Do they have a virgin tester? How do I apply for that job?. Didn’t moses bring down the 10 commandments like thou shall not kill. Why did god hire them to kill. Hey I want to have some fun too. How do I apply?
What’s the deal? I want to be a christian and have fun too.

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